{"product_id":"ttowel-hot-mess-i-386-f9047","title":"T.Towel - Hot Mess I - 386","description":"A little sass for the kitchen never hurt anyone. 😉  This fun and cheeky tea towel features the saying, \"I'm Not a Hot Mess. I'm a Spicy Disaster,\" making it the perfect gift for the friend who embraces life's chaos with a sense of humor. Whether displayed on the oven handle, coffee bar, or tucked into a gift basket, it's sure to bring smiles and spark conversation.  Made from 100% cotton twill and measuring approximately 16\" x 26\", this hand-printed kitchen towel is both practical and decorative. Machine washable and designed for everyday use, it's a fun addition to any kitchen, bar cart, or hostess gift collection.  Perfect for birthdays, housewarmings, girls' nights, hostess gifts, or simply treating yourself to something that matches your personality. ❤️","brand":"Driftwood Market - Gift | Home | Garden","offers":[{"title":"New","offer_id":45678842151103,"sku":"GB4RWR-12348","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3204\/files\/1780414215665TCL143M0C9Q0HDSJFEUS.jpg?v=1780523591","url":"https:\/\/driftwoodmarket.net\/products\/ttowel-hot-mess-i-386-f9047","provider":"Driftwood Market - Gift | Home | Garden","version":"1.0","type":"link"}