{"product_id":"christmas-calories-sign-0b685","title":"Christmas Calories Sign","description":"🎄 **Christmas Calories Don't Count Wooden Block Sign – 4\" x 4\"**  'Tis the season to enjoy all the festive treats! 🍪🎅 Add a little holiday humor to your Christmas decorating with this fun **Christmas Calories Don't Count Wooden Block Sign**. Featuring playful white lettering against a rich burgundy, chalkboard-inspired background, this charming sign celebrates one of the sweetest perks of the holiday season!  With its rustic, distressed finish and natural edges, this wooden block sign brings a cozy farmhouse touch to your seasonal décor. Display it on your kitchen counter, coffee bar, dessert table, or tiered tray for a fun reminder that Christmas cookies, fudge, and festive treats are all part of the magic!  It also makes a delightful little gift for bakers, foodies, coworkers, and anyone who believes holiday indulgences deserve their own special rules. ❤️  **✨ Details:** - **Design:** “Christmas Calories Don't Count” - **Size:** Approximately 4\" x 4\" - **Material:** Wood - **Colors:** Burgundy background with white lettering and natural distressed edges - **Style:** Rustic, farmhouse, and humorous Christmas décor - **Use:** Decorative tabletop or shelf accent  **🎁 Perfect For:** - Christmas and holiday decorating - Kitchen counters and coffee bars - Dessert tables and baking stations - Tiered trays and festive shelf displays - Gifts for bakers and sweet treat lovers - Stocking stuffers and Secret Santa gifts  ✨ **Because Christmas cookies taste even sweeter when calories are on holiday, too!** 🍪","brand":"Driftwood Market - Gift | Home | Garden","offers":[{"title":"New","offer_id":67755093950655,"sku":"EFF7U4-12348","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3204\/files\/1792856174033PTZFF8LRMFQPDA81F3S7.jpg?v=1792856186","url":"https:\/\/driftwoodmarket.net\/products\/christmas-calories-sign-0b685","provider":"Driftwood Market - Gift | Home | Garden","version":"1.0","type":"link"}